Welcome! Here's the latest review of my latest book, THE SQUAMPKIN PATCH

Download, print, cut, and assemble your own Squampkin Flip Book!

Or let the computer do the work for you, and watch a video of a squampkin in action care of Simon & Schuster.

Once you've recovered from the unremitting terror, have a look around, make yourself at home. If you have any questions, threats, or tattoo ideas, email me.

-JT